I’ve got 979 pictures of Andrew on my phone.
Do I have a problem?
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Trouxas III (Alusivo ao Artur Barrio) / Óleo sobre Tela / 190 x 230 cm / 2013. One of the grotesque and hyper-realist paintings of Brazilian artist Fábio Magalhães.
I think my mum has been doing lots of GISHWHES shopping in secret and hiding it in various places around the house. Every time I ask her if we need to go shopping and buy anything to prepare, she’s like, “No, no, it’ll be fine! We don’t know what we need, yet,” then she pulls out face-paints and rainbow flags out of nowhere like, “Look what I just happen to have! It’s all so exciting!”
• Face paint
• Black/White boards and pens
• Neon body paint
• Glo sticks
• Cheese slices
• Safety pins
• Rainbow flag
• sense of self preservation, dignity and shame to be returned for store credit.
Just went out with some family to buy dinner and there was a man in the middle of town giving out free hugs. My mum nudged me like, “They’re giving out free hugs over there,” I stopped, ran up to him and jumped into his arms. Whole of town looking at me. Made him laugh a lot.
You should have took a photo!
I WISH I COULD LIKE REPLIES TO TEXT POSTS.
When my aunty was a teenager she once answered the door to a Jehovah’s Witness and then, as she was friends with her neighbours, hopped the fences round the back and answered the door to him a few doors down, too, acting like nothing was odd. They never came back.